sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just
refuse to acknowledge it at all
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
I don’t think religion and religious texts are to always blame, I think that sometimes people’s interpretation of it is
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
I am what I’ve always been. An Orphan.
Cute little marshmallows
this makes me so happy
Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?
Is it a… cannibal?
I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow
Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
"Can you talk a little about that audition process and how you basically did a crash course in becoming BFFs?" (x)